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"Happy birthday Princess Maria". "I told you not to call me Princess just think of me as your friend" said Maria to her loyal friend Herbert (who was also her butler). "Very sorry Maria won't happen ever again". "That's better" smiled Maria as she walked down the long hallway in her castle. "Oh Maria with your tanned skin and your soft black hair...how do u do it?" asked a maid as she followed Maria down the stairs to the main hall. Maria shrugged and walked into her party. They danced and sung until...the guest heard an ear piercing sound and a huge crash. They all fell to the polished timber boarded ground. The plaster crumbled around them

I sit down on my ass and watch daytime tv. All they do on these shows is try to sell you thing you dont need for example: ok i was watching tv and a former footballer stood up and said..."I have cut off my dredlocks for cancer". He just went on and freakin on. " Buy my dredlocks..." he said" and help raise money for cancer". I thought to myself...'if i wanted matted hair i'd go and clean out my shower drain'.